Drunk people are funny

1. I was walking home and saw a girl face plant into a lamp post.
2. My friends and I were playing a game and started talking in Irish accent (or British, or Australian, or Scottish, whatever came out), they got stuck and we ended up taking like that for an hour. It wasn't until we got to the pub and were confronted with real Irish accents that we forced ourselves to stop.
3. At 11 am one morning I saw a guy walking down the sidewalk, carrying his boots, and talking to a bird.
4. The best munchies ever are from a place called SuperMacs (AKA SleezyMacs because of the crowd it attracts). Fries and garlic mayo are the best combination after a night out.